I went to Wal-Mart tonight. Some of you might be gasping in surprise. But hey, when it's all you've got and Kroger doesn't sell some of (insert item) very cheaply, it's worth it to go to Wal-Mart.
Except after tonight, I'm willing to pay more at Kroger.
It started out innocently enough. The girls were doing fine, looking at all the Christmas things. I grabbed some wrapping paper and we headed over to get some more presents. We got stuck in an aisle because it was too small for the cart. Yes. Too small for the cart.
Emily had to go to the bathroom, so we turned that direction. Turns out, the entrance to the bathroom requires serious manuevering with a toddler hanging off the end of the cart. And I was not going to leave the cart outside the bathroom with my other toddler in it. So manuever we did, and made it in.
More uneventful shopping.
Reaching the checkout line. I'm starting to panic-- it's almost 8:00 and even though I'm going fast, apparently it isn't fast enough so it's almost bedtime. We still have to get home and take a bath too. We pick a line with no one in it thinking, "Great! We have 3 separate purchases to make, this should be simple." (Still working on figuring out how to buy things with separate envelopes and be efficient in the checkout).
Enter training cashier. 10 minutes for the first purchase. Emily has gone to the arcade area. I can see her, she's happy. Nathalie is literally climbing out of the cart trying to reach my money. "Money! Money!" (This doesn't bode well for the teenage years). By the 7th minute, I'm ready to strangle the cashier. I had 5 ITEMS. 5.
Second purchase, decent timing. Emily comes over.
Third purchase, she's moving slow. Emily tells me she has to go the bathroom. Then she starts doing the bathroom dance. Tells me again. And again. And again. Suddenly, she picks up her dress and looks underneath. Uh-oh. An accident, and not the easy-clean-up-paper-towel kind. You understand.
Cashier still moving slow, Emily is crying because she pooped her pants. I'm apologizing to her, feeling SO bad.
FINALLY we get out of line. Head over to the bathroom. Cleaning cart in the way and the manuevering I thought was tight before is nearly impossible. Get Emily cleaned up, get in the car and go home. Get girls to bed, clean up house.
Check my Wal-Mart receipt for our budget. The cashier charged me twice for one of my items. I have to go back on Monday.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!